The Goomba's Book of Love by Charles Fleming and Steven R. Schirripa (2003,...

Description: From Publishers WeeklyIn his follow up to A Goomba's Guide to Life, Schirripa (aka Bobby "Bacala" Baccilieri on The Sopranos), with the help of co-writer Fleming (After Havana), waxes poetic, goomba-style, on love. The good goomba, Schirripa says, loves his mother (and her cooking), his family, his wife and his goomar-girl on the side; "boil it all down, and the bottom line on the goomba is...love." But needless to say, a lot of this novelty book is about sex. How do you get a girl into bed? Try "pushing her onto the sheets while she's making the bed." What's the polite way to kick out a hooker? Give her $100 for the cab ride. Etc. Schirripa tosses in a bit of memoir with his "you might be a goomba if" anecdotes, but-as with the first volume-this is probably for diehard fans and gag gifts only. B&w photos. Review“His first book was great, but The Goomba’s Book of Love makes Steve an author you can’t refuse.” —Edie Falco“Of all the goombas I’ve never dated, Steve Schirripa is the funniest.” —Joy Behar“After reading my husband Steve’s book I didn’t know whether to hug him or call my attorney.” —Laura SchirripaFrom the Trade Paperback edition.From the Inside FlapMove over, Miss Lonelyhearts . . . Steven R. Schirripa, author of the runaway bestsellerA Goomba’s Guide to Life, is back with more life lessons from the neighborhood, and this time the subject is love. Now, your average goomba may be better known for his penchant for gold chains and macaroni, but Steve Schirripa knows there is one driving force in a goomba’s life and that’s love―love for his mother and her Sunday sauce, his wife and kids, his friends, his goomar on the side, even for his car (and he better not catch you eating in it, if you know what’s good for you). In other words, the goomba is full of love, capice? Recalling stories of his own colorful journey from the streets of Bensonhurst to the bright lights of Las Vegas and stardom as Bobby “Bacala” Baccilieri in HBO’s hit series The Sopranos, Schirripa observes the finer points of amore in all its forms. Take, for instance, the boundaries of brotherly love: It’s okay, he explains, to go to a Mets game with your buddy but definitely not to a yoga class. Then there’s the tough love of la famiglia. Every goomba is a family man, after all. So you want him to tell the truth? Ask him to swear on the heads of his children. Steve also waxes poetic about romantic love, complete with goomba dating tips (“Do steal a kiss; don’t steal her purse”), what to look for in a real goomba broad (“Her? She’d go to the chair for me”), and a list of tender goomba movies (The Way We Was). Alternately touching, telling, and laugh-out-loud funny, The Goomba’s Book of Love proves that no one loves as fiercely (or as frequently) as a goomba.About the AuthorSTEVEN R. SCHIRRIPA is best known to television audiences as Bobby “Bacala” Baccilieri on HBO’s The Sopranos, and has recently appeared on Law and Order: SVU, George Lopez, Ed, and Damon Wayans’s My Wife and Kids. He is also a frequent guest on Hollywood Squares, and can be seen in numerous feature films, including the upcoming release Stuey. He lives with his wife and two daughters in New York City and Las Vegas.CHARLES FLEMING is the author of the novels The Ivory Coast and After Havana, and coauthor of Three Weeks in October and A Goomba’s Guide to Life. An accomplished chef, he puts the man in manicotti.

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